Does anybody else get really excited when they see another gay person in a normal place? Like I was in the grocery store today and saw this cute lesbian and I’m just like running back and forth with my cart in front of the produce like HEY LOOK AT ME I’M GAY TOO LOOK AT US BEING QUEER IN THE SUPERMARKET LETS BE FRIENDS.
Gay people literally act like dogs when they see other dogs.
my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else